Alley Cat

I won my cities alley cat race this past friday. 87 riders. I beat second by 30 seconds and third by 8 minutes. I won a Chrome brand messenger bag. I really needed a new bag. My seven year old timbuktu was starting to leak when I rode in the rain. The last alley cat race I took 4th out of 72. I own Kansas City. Fuck.

I am everyman.